martinfreeman:

i am in love with this puppy and i dont know what to do

meladoodle:

*walks up to newborn baby* haha fuckin virgin

(Fonte: meladoodle)

Anónimo asked:
I've seen this everywhere and I'm really curious what does #wankforts mean? Do you know if there are any lists of terms and stuff I can look up?

devildoll:

bleep0bleep:

Someone tagging a post #wank for ts means people who are using tumblr savior and have the term “wank” blacklisted will not see the post, so the blogger can rant about whatever they are talking about and their followers who are sensitive to that topic can avoid seeing it on their dash.

Although I’m really entertained by the thought of a wankfort existing somewhere, like a fortress created specifically for jerking off.  

WANKFORTS

Oh God who’s gonna write the wankfort story?



catsareassholes:

acerb1a:

Toffee was mad that he couldn’t fit in the kitten house so he squished it

the second cat looking at the camera like “do you see this bullshit?”

fuckallies:

On average, you have a 1 in 18,989 chance of being murdered

A trans person has a 1 in 12 chance of being murdered

The average life span of a cis person is about 75-90 

The average life expectancy of a trans person is 23-30 years old

75% of people killed in anti LGBT hate crimes are poc

Think about this the next time you go crying over “cisphobia” and “reverse racism”

(Fonte: fuckoffallies)


forestprnce:

cat things


charleia:

Idk if this is any better I tried lol


jackhoward:

onemaytolerateaworldfullofdemons:

The only sort of pictures you should be reblogging of Jennifer Lawrence

I don’t agree. There’s a really good one of her holding an oscar while giving the finger. 

kite117:

And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog

(Fonte: mysharona1987)


(Fonte: phoeni-xx)

pleoros:

Crescent Lake (Dunhuang), China photographed by Richard Towell

tramampoline:

callurn:

thestarkwhoskateboards:

callurn:

Kill Bill technically takes place in the same universe as Spy Kids just so you all know

how do you figure that

image

uncle machete from spy kids is the same machete from machete and machete kills, if that wasn’t clear

  • Me: I watch too many tv series
  • Me: you can never watch too many tv series

  “A scarlet steam engine was waiting next to a platform  packed with people. A sign overhead said Hogwarts Express, eleven o’clock. Harry looked behind him and saw a wrought-iron archway where the barrier had been, with  the words Platform Nine and Three-Quarters on it.
  Smoke from the engine drifted over the heads of the chattering crowd, while cats of every color wound here and there between their legs. Owls hooted to one another in a disgruntled sort of way over the babble and the scraping of heavy trunks.”

Happy September 1st, y’all!

(Fonte: stannisbarathcon)