hey i heard u like bad girls, i dont mean to brag or anything but im really really bad. at everything.
girls think having a period sucks but try having to fix your penis discreetly through your pocket
having the insides of your organs shed and come out through your genitals does not compare to having displaced balls sorry
none of you can do it discreetly anyways
we see you
A person’s tumblr tells a lot about them. It shows what kind of images they see in their head, who they love, who they hate, even what they think about other people.
So I learned from my friend that coconut water can be used as an emergency blood transfusion, and of course my first thought was “So, can a vampire drink coconut water?”
and of course we had this idea of these tropical vampires being horrified when these old world vampires come and are still drinking blood like some sort of monster.
guys oh my god
but consider this: vampires who turn into fruit bats
when you think about it kim kardashian really is like us
i’d do the same thing if i didn’t have my laptop for two days
wait it doesn’t end there
i mean really, who doesn’t want to be a mermaid
the little mermaid
is your boyfriend even your boyfriend if he doesn’t touch your butt
I love vintage stuff but I’m so glad I can enjoy them in the 21st century with my iphone, wifi and slightly more human rights
somebody gets it.
this girl i know keeps her journal in her backpack bc she doesn’t trust it at home with her mom and i think that is the opposite of what parenting should be
my teachers took my journal from my backpack, read it, then made me talk to them about what I wrote before confiscating it and calling my parents. don’t let her take it to school
moral of the story: your journal is not completely safe unless you eat it but even then maybe not